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Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Sydney Sweeney Gained More Than 30 Pounds, Trained for ‘Three and a Half Months’ for Christy Martin Biopic: ‘My Boobs Got Bigger. And My Butt Got Huge’ - Variety

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Largest map of the universe announced revealing 800,000 galaxies, challenging early cosmos theories - Phys.org

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

The truth about using cannabis for health problems - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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401(k) millionaires fell in the first quarter — but it’s not all bad news - MarketWatch

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

No way

Knicks Notes: Kidd, Coaching Search, Offseason, Thibodeau - Hoops Rumors

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Trump administration offers details of its ‘golden share’ in US Steel deal, but union says it’s ‘disappointed’ - Fortune

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Murray State clinches first MCWS appearance, becomes fourth No. 4 seed to make it to Omaha - NCAA.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

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